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Why You’re Still Single?



Stop asking funny quote
Why are you single humor quote

STOP asking why I’m still single!

I don’t keep asking how you’re still married…



MARRIAGE Definition



Defenition of the word Marriage

MARRIAGE – Definition of the word: [mar-riage] noun
An endless sleepover with you favorite weirdo.



Don’t Worry I’m Fine Now



Don't worry, I'm fine now

HUSBAND: Quick, call an ambulance! I’m having a heart attack!
WIFE: (took his phone) Tell me the password.
HUSBAND: Never mind, I’m feeling better now…