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A lot of people run to exercise, but the only exercise I’ve done this month was running out of money!

Posted on Thu, 11 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A lot of people run to exercise, but the only exercise I’ve […]
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My Exercise This Month

Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for money. So I woke up, and also began searching with him!

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for […]
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A Thief Broke Into My House!

Based on my bank account balance, I can rest assured that I'm safe from any identity theft.

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Based on my bank account balance, I can rest assured that I’m […]
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I’m Safe From Identity

I'm stuck in my new dilemma. It's between, I need to save money, and You only live once!

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I’m stuck in my new dilemma. It’s between, I need to save […]
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My New DILEMMA

People say that love is more important than money. But did you ever try to pay a bill with a hug?!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

LOVE or MONEY? People say that love is more important than money… […]
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Money and Love

I'm leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money I am sorry, but I have moved on...

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

I’m leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money […]
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Leaving My Past Behind Me

Funny love and money quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

People say that LOVE is more important than MONEY, but have you […]
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Love and Money

Humor MILLIONAIRE funny quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I always dream of being a MILLIONAIRE, just like my uncle! He […]
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Being a MILLIONAIRE

Funny NILLIONAIRE adjective humor definition

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WORD DEFINITION NILLIONAIRE – adj. Someone having little to no money at […]
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What is a NILLIONAIRE?

money and girls funny quote

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Money only impresses lazy girls because when a woman isn’t lazy, man […]
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Lazy Girls and Money

Humor money happiness funny quote

Posted on Fri, 11 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Whoever said that MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, simply didn’t know where to […]
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Money Can’t But Happin

humor quatantine shopping

Posted on Wed, 9 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Wife and husband talking about the quarantine… HUBBY: A nice thing about […]
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Quarantine Shopping!

Cop humor quote

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!! […]
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COP Pulled Me Over

Mom and Daughter funny shopping quote

Posted on Sun, 6 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Mom and daughter shopping: MOM: What do you think I am, made […]
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Made Of Money MOM

Relatives and Friends funny message

Posted on Sun, 6 Sep 2020Fri, 4 Jun 2021  

I want to tell you that all that stuff you’ve sent me […]
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Message To Friends & Re

When you are broke funny quote

Posted on Sat, 5 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You know that you are really BROKE when your bank starts flaging […]
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Are You BROKE?!

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