police – FUNNY QUOTES & HUMOR

Humor police quote

Posted on Sat, 21 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you? REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how […]

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Hi, How Are You?

Funny police quote

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

I had a great time last night! At least, that’s what the […]

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I Had a Great Time!

funny quote about police record

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

I just got pulled over by a cop and he asked me […]

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My Police Record

Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too.

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]

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You Were Speeding!

Police sobriety test funnny quote

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

SOBRIETY TEST?! A police officer pulled me over and told me to […]

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Not What I Had In Mind

Panic when see police

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still […]

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PANIC !!!

Afraid when cops drive by

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

I’ve always resented the fact that when the police drives by, I […]

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Paranoid not Protected

Police officer

Posted on Fri, 1 May 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

A woman got pulled over by a cop and he said, COP: […]

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Getting Pulled Over