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Friends and Enemies



When I asked GOD, Please protect me from my enemies... he did, but immediately I started loosing friends!
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When I asked GOD, “Please protect me from my enemies!” he did, but immediately I started loosing friends!



I Asked GOD…



Asked God for protection

When I asked God to protect me from my enemies, I started losing “friends”…



Welcome to My Home



HOME OWNER WARNING

locked for your protection

Welcome. You’ve just broke into my home, and the door you have just kicked in was locked for your protection, not mine.