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how long is a minute?

Posted on Sun, 18 Jan 2026Sun, 15 Feb 2026  

QUESTION: How long is a minute? ANSWER: It depends on which side […]
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How Long Is a Minute?

stupid boss funny quote

Posted on Fri, 16 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

My boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? […]
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Who is the Stupid One?

Do you know why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it is a song?!

Posted on Sat, 8 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Do you know why are the alphabets in the order that they […]
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The Alphabets Order

Are you smart or dirty-minded? Answer this, what goes in hard and dry, and comes out soft and wet? Of course it's a chewing gum!

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

ARE YOU SMART OR DIRTY-MINDED? Answer this, what goes in hard and […]
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Smart or Dirty-Minded

Humor police quote

Posted on Sat, 21 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you? REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how […]
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Hi, How Are You?

Drinking to forget

Posted on Sat, 14 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Booze may not be the answer, but it sure helps you to […]
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Booze IS NOT The Answer

single and married funny quote

Posted on Sun, 4 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

STOP asking why I’m still single! I don’t keep asking how you’re […]
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Why You’re Still Singl

Cookie funny quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Let’s say I had 10 cookies and you took half. What would […]
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If You Take My Cookies

how old are you humor

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Do you know what’s the connection between these two objects? If you […]
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How Old Are You?

do you know what this is?

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?! If you know what this is […]
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What Is This?!

does anyone know why?

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENS? I’d like to know why my […]
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In a Bad Mood

A cop asked me

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Last night a police officer came to my house and asked me […]
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A Police Officer Asked Me

Would you like a table

Posted on Wed, 17 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I really HATE when I go to a restaurant and the receptionist […]
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I Hate When…

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