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Managing my anger

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wouldn’t have to MANAGE MY ANGER if people would learn to […]
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Managing My Anger

Funny fairy life quote

Posted on Sat, 8 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Life’s not a fairy tale. So if you lose your shoe at […]
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A Fairy Tale

Good girls funny quote

Posted on Wed, 29 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GOOD GIRLS are found in every corner of this planet, but unfortunately […]
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Earth is Round

difference humor quote

Posted on Wed, 22 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Do you know the difference between Oooh and Aaah? It’s about 3 […]
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Oooh! and Aaah!

Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too.

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]
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You Were Speeding!

Money isn't everything

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING IN LIFE Money can buy a book, but not […]
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Money Isn’t Everything

My wife embracced her mistakes

Posted on Wed, 15 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day I told my wife that she should EMBRACE HER […]
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Embrace Your Mistakes

change your mood funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

It’s funny how a song, a mistake, a text, a lie, a […]
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Change Your Mood in 1 sec

She is warming up dinner

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I asked her what she was doing? She replied: WARMING UP YOUR […]
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Warming up Dinner

Love your neighbor

Posted on Mon, 29 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR Just watch out for the husband!!! Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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Love Thy Neighbor!

Being stupid makes life hard

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Life is hard, but being STUPID makes it even harder! Facebook 0 […]
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LIFE IS HARD!

Sleep is fast and work is slow! I wish that 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work!

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Sleep is fast and work is slow! I wish that 8 hours […]
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8 Hours of Sleep

Police officer

Posted on Fri, 1 May 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A woman got pulled over by a cop and he said, COP: […]
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Getting Pulled Over

you-are

Posted on Wed, 29 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wouldn’t say that you are stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t […]
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I Wouldn’t Say It

Mirrors don't lie.

Posted on Tue, 28 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

People say that: Mirrors don’t lie… And luckily for you, they DON’T […]
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Mirrors Don’t Lie

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