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New Funny Quotes – Part 2



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Little Girl Telling Funny Quotes



HELLO! Welcome to the new Funny Quotes animated video. From now on I’ll be your host. I’m going to tell you some very funny quotes, and make you laugh your head off!

So let’s begin. I’ll be telling some funny kids quotes.

funny animated girl character. Little Girl Telling Funny Quotes

Did you know that the quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable? Try it! He will immediatly come to you for something! It seems that children don’t want or need anything when a parent is asking. Likewise, they don’t always listen when a parent is trying to get their attention. To remedy this, you just need to sit down and get comfortable. Then, the children will suddenly want your attention.

Another one about kids is that all of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking your kids into a house with a white carpet is one of them! Children can make a mess of anything, especially if it’s white. This goes for white carpet, furniture, walls, or anything else that can be easily stained.

Have you noticed that’s amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car? Yet, they are are unable to understand how to use the lawnmower, snow-blower, or vacuum cleaner!

One thing you should always remember is to be nice to your children,because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

A child will only share willingly two things. One is communicable diseases and the other is it’s mother’s age.
Teaching kids what to share or not with others is a very hard task for most parents. They’ll willingly and happily share information about their parents with everbody.

The reason we all love kids so much, is because they’re so honest that you’ll know right away if they like you or not. They really tell the trouth without thinking! This is sometimes so embarrassing for parents. Children say whatever is on their mind, and if they don’t say it, they behave in a way that shows their feelings. This is why it’s so easy for others to know if a child likes them or not.

Who ever has a two-year-old at home knows that it’s kind of like having a blender, but without the top for it! They can create the biggest mess in a short amount of time!

Having one child makes you a parent, but having two you are a referee!

And that’s it for now! I hope you’ve enjoyed this video and had a good laugh! Funny Quotes will be posting some more funny stuff soon. BYE!