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People, should have to list the side effects they’re likely to cause.

Posted on Thu, 13 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they’re […]
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People and List of Side Effe

For those who don't know what's a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP... it's when both DON'T LAUGH. And if you think this is not funny, then you're probably in a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP!

Posted on Sun, 14 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

For those who don’t know what’s a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP… it’s when both […]
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What’s a Serious Relat

Love thy neighbor humor

Posted on Thu, 5 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR But watch out for the husband! Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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LOVE Thy Neighbor

Relationship funny quote

Posted on Wed, 21 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’m not sure which is harder in a relationship: sharing a dresser […]
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Which is Harder?

funny relationship status

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My current RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed. Facebook […]
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Relationship Status

relationship funny quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Sometimes I wonder… HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME? But then […]
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How You Put Up With Me?

Friends funny quote

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FRIEND ARE LIKE… SOME ARE BIG – SOME ARE SMALL – SOME […]
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Friends are Like…

Funny single saying

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 28 May 2021  

I'm as single as a Dollar, and I'm NOT looking for change!
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I am SINGLE

Funny wife thoughts

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Tue, 25 May 2021  

Sometimes I look at my husband and think: YOU’RE ONE LUCKY MAN!!! […]
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You’re a Lucky Man

Funny quote about relationship

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The relationship between wife and husband is very psychological. One is PSYCHO […]
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Husband & Wife Relation

Yesterday my girlfriend left me a note on the fridge saying, It's not working. I can't take it anymore! I'm going to my mom's house. I opened the fridge. The light went on and the beer was cold. What's she talking about?!

Posted on Wed, 5 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Yesterday my girlfriend left me a note on the fridge saying, It’s […]
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She Left Me a Note

Funny relationship quote

Posted on Tue, 21 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Nowadays some relationships are like TOM & JERRY. Couples disagree and argue […]
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Relationships Nowadays

Monday funny quote

Posted on Mon, 20 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Dear MONDAY,I definitely want to break up! I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming […]
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Dear MONDAY…

A relationship without trust

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A relationship without trust is like having a phone without service. The […]
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Relationship Without Trust

Relationship with ex funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Getting back with your ex is like reheating McDonald’s fries! Facebook 0 […]
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Back With Your EX

Are you dating my ex? funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Oh… so you are dating my ex? Cool, and I’m eating a […]
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You’re Dating My Ex?!

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