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Category Archive speeding – FUNNY QUOTES

You Were Speeding!



Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
Speeding smart driver humor

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!



What To Do With A Speeding Ticket?



Speeding ticket funny quote
What To Do With A Speeding Ticket funny quote

DRIVER to Officer: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer?

OFFICER to driver: Keep it, and when you have collected 4 of them you’ll get a bicycle…