Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
Category Archive speeding – FUNNY QUOTES
DRIVER to Officer: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer?
OFFICER to driver: Keep it, and when you have collected 4 of them you’ll get a bicycle…
POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still PANICS!!!