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Category Archive speeding – FUNNY QUOTES

You Were Speeding!



Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
Speeding smart driver humor

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!



What To Do With A Speeding Ticket



Speeding ticket funny quote
What To Do With A Speeding Ticket funny quote

DRIVER: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer?

OFFICER: Keep it, and when you have collected four of them you’ll get a bicycle.



PANIC !!!



Panic when see police

POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still PANICS!!!