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Judging my choices wise saying

Posted on Wed, 22 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Don’t judge me for the choices I make. You don’t know the […]
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Don’t Judge My Choices

Problem solving wise saying

Posted on Mon, 20 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A clever person solves a problem, but a wise person avoids it! […]
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A Clever Person’s Prob

My mom used to say that, The older the better... You may agree with that, unless you're a banana.

Posted on Wed, 21 Jul 2021Thu, 5 Mar 2026  

My mom used to say that, The older the better. Unless you're a banana.
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Is Older Better?

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, but it's probably because there's more manure over there.

Posted on Sat, 12 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, […]
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Grass Is Greener On The Othe

You're either on my side, by my side, or your're in my way. choose wisely!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

WHERE ARE YOU STANDING? You’re either on my side, by my side, […]
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You Better Choose Wisely

I'm just responsible for what I say, and I'm NOT responsible for what you understand.

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sat, 12 Jun 2021  

I’m just responsible for what I say, and I’m NOT responsible for […]
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What I Say & What You U

In my way choose wisely saying

Posted on Tue, 10 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You’re either on my side, by my side or in my way. […]
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Choose Wisely!

To be old and wise funny saying

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Remember that TO BE OLD AND WISE you must first be YOUNG AND STUPID.
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TO BE OLD AND WISE

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