Skip to content

FUNNY QUOTES & HUMOR

Witty Sayings Funny Humor Quotes

  • Home
  • Funny Quotes

Tag: woman

There is no one on this planet who can send text messages faster than an angry woman!

Posted on Fri, 30 Jul 2021Thu, 5 Mar 2026  

There is no one who can send text messages faster than an angry woman!
Read More Who Can Text Faster?

Who Can Text Faster?

If you don't care humor

Posted on Fri, 27 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you show a girl that you don’t care, she’ll chase you. […]
Read More Show That You Don’t Ca

Show That You Don’t Ca

womans-hand

Posted on Sat, 22 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that you can tell a lot about a woman […]
Read More Womans Hands

Womans Hands

woman funny quote

Posted on Wed, 5 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When a woman says, “I’m not mad at you“… is like when […]
Read More I’m Not Mad At You

I’m Not Mad At You

Women's talents

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You may say what you will about women, but being able to […]
Read More About Women’s Talent

About Women’s Talent

Time waits for no man

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Watch out guys… Time waits for no man. Neither does a good […]
Read More Good Woman Doesn’t Wai

Good Woman Doesn’t Wai

Man every woman dreams

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Every woman’s dream is having a man that will take her in […]
Read More Every Woman’s Dream

Every Woman’s Dream

The difference between girl and woman

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What’s the difference between a woman and a girl? Same gender, different […]
Read More Difference Between Woman �

Difference Between Woman �

SEARCH

Tags

advice age audio christmas cops couple definition difference dog drinking family feelings friend friends fun funny funny quote girl happy house humor humour husband joke life love marriage men money people person podcast police question quote relationship santa saying thinking wife wise woman women word work

Recent Posts

  • Drunk Octopus Fight Mon, 16 Feb 2026
  • Video Famous Quote Sun, 15 Feb 2026

IMPORTANT: The content of this page is a satire, joke, double entendre, or witty, not intended to be taken seriously, and published only for humoristic purposes.

  • 404 Page Not Found
  • About Us
  • Ads Choices
  • Anonymous Contact Form
  • Categories
  • CCPA - California Consumer Privacy Act
  • Contact & Info Page
  • Contact and Information
  • Cookie Declaration
  • Cookie Policy & GDPR
  • Disclaimer & Content
  • DMCA
  • Drinking Quotes
  • EULA
  • Facebook Tab Page
  • FAQ
  • Funny Quotes Articles
  • Home Page Funny Quotes
  • Lei Geral de Proteção de Dados Pessoais (LGPD)
  • Opciones de anuncios
  • PAGE NOT AVAILABLE 404
  • Privacy Policy
  • Privacy Policy & GDPR
  • SEARCH FUNNY QUOTES
  • Search Page
  • Search Results
  • Talk To Us Anonymously
  • Terms & Conditions
  • Terms of Use
Copyright © 2026 FUNNY QUOTES & HUMOR