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Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

Posted on Wed, 1 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up […]
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DOING NOTHING til my wife wa

funny-crime-humor-quote

Posted on Fri, 21 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

CRIME DOESN’T PAY? People say that CRIME DOESN’T PAY. So… does my […]
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Work and Crime?

funny statistics about loterry and work

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Funny statistics about lottery, alcohol and work. Lottery gives you a 1 […]
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Lottery, Alcohol and Work

Don't go to work humor funny quote

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Tue, 15 Jun 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… If you are tired of your work you […]
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Are You Tired of Working?

Humor women work

Posted on Wed, 9 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time!
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Women Don’t Work Hard

Funny quote couldn't go to work.

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I just couldn’t go to work today because I had an EYE […]
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I Have an Eye Problem

Funny quote about stress at work

Posted on Wed, 2 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you want to avoid stress at work, it’s very simple. Just […]
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AVOID STRESS AT WORK

Funny quote about coworkers

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Coworkers are like Christmas lights… They hang together, half of them don’t […]
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Coworkers Are Like Christmas

late for work funny quote

Posted on Sat, 18 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day I was late for work, and when my boss […]
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Late for Work

Sleep is fast and work is slow! I wish that 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work!

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Sleep is fast and work is slow! I wish that 8 hours […]
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8 Hours of Sleep

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