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Autocorrect funny quote

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STOP tampering my curse words Autocorrect, you Mother Forklift!
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You Mother Fo-rklift!

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games.
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Singing In The Shower!

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While during the day I don’t believe in ghosts, when night falls […]
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I Don’t Believe In Gho

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At the end of every day, life should always remember you by […]
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Life and Changes!

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I'm as single as a Dollar, and I'm NOT looking for change!
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I am SINGLE

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A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!! […]
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COP Pulled Me Over

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