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As a child, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. Then when I went to school and the teacher gave me a homework about: What do you want be when you grow up? So I wrote down, HAPPY! She said I didn't understand the assignment and I said she didn't understand life!

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LIFE SAYING As a child, my mother always told me that happiness […]
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Do You Understand Life?

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ASTROLOGER: Do you want to know about your husband’s future? WIFE: Absolutely […]
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My Husband’s Future!

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FRIDAY is my second favorite F WORD. My first is FOOD
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My Favorite F Word

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Whoever said that MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, simply didn’t know where to […]
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Money Can’t But Happin

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Women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time!
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Women Don’t Work Hard

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Quarantine Shopping!

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