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Funny relationship quote

Posted on Tue, 21 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Nowadays some relationships are like TOM & JERRY. Couples disagree and argue […]
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Relationships Nowadays

New car or a new wife? funny quote

Posted on Wed, 15 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When a man opens the car door for his wife, the reason […]
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New Car or New Wife?

My wife embracced her mistakes

Posted on Wed, 15 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day I told my wife that she should EMBRACE HER […]
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Embrace Your Mistakes

Are you dating my ex? funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Oh… so you are dating my ex? Cool, and I’m eating a […]
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You’re Dating My Ex?!

Husband punishment

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

It’s funny when a wife thinks that she’s punishing her husband by […]
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Punishing Your Husband

Survey about husbands funny quote

Posted on Thu, 9 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A survey was conducted to know how many husbands agree that their […]
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Wives Are ALWAYS RIGHT!

Whispering dirty things quote

Posted on Thu, 9 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My wife asked me to whisper DIRTY THINGS in her ear. So […]
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Whispering Dirty Things

What kids will tell when old

Posted on Tue, 7 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

NEW GENERATION OLD MEMORIES – I wonder what the kids from nowadays […]
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What Kids Will Tell

She is warming up dinner

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I asked her what she was doing? She replied: WARMING UP YOUR […]
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Warming up Dinner

Defenition of the word Marriage

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MARRIAGE – Definition of the word: [mar-riage] noun An endless sleepover with […]
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MARRIAGE Definition

Love your neighbor

Posted on Mon, 29 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR Just watch out for the husband!!! Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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Love Thy Neighbor!

About our happiness. My wife and I were very happy for 20 years... and then we met...

Posted on Sun, 28 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

We were very happy for 20 YEARS! About our happiness. My wife […]
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Happy For 20 YEARS

Drunk guy is Still Celebrating

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WIFE: Look at that drunk guy…HUSBAND: Who is he?WIFE: He proposed to […]
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He’s Still Celebrating

Don't worry, I'm fine now

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

HUSBAND: Quick, call an ambulance! I’m having a heart attack!WIFE: (took his […]
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Don’t Worry I’m

you are my family

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2020Tue, 15 Jun 2021  

A message to all my relatives: I smile because you’re my family […]
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You’re My Family!

Lord made us sisters

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2020Tue, 29 Jun 2021  

For all SISTERS out there… The Lord made us sisters… and Prozac […]
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We’re Sisters Help Mad

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