Family Quotes – Page 2 – Funny Quotes & Humor

Remember that as far as anyone knows, we're a nice and normal family!

Posted on Wed, 12 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021

Remember that as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice and normal […]

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Nice and Normal Family

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait in the car.

Posted on Thu, 29 Apr 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait […]

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The Importance of Being a Da

My wife and I - We have a perfect understanding! I never try to run her life, and I never try to run mine.

Posted on Sat, 30 Jan 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021

My wife and I – We have a perfect understanding! I never […]

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My Wife and I

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that my wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! Now you may be thinking, so what?! THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays.

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and […]

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Long and Lasting Marriage