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Category Archive Family Quotes – Page 3 – FUNNY QUOTES

Funny family and couple quotes, sayings and images.

My Wife and I



My wife and I - We have a perfect understanding! I never try to run her life, and I never try to run mine.
My wife and I humor

My wife and I – We have a perfect understanding! I never try to run her life, and I never try to run mine.



Long and Lasting Marriage



People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that we go out twice a week. She goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage.

I’LL NOW REVEAL THE SECRET FOR MY LONG AND LASTING MARRIAGE

My wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! You now you may be thinking, so what?!

THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays!



AGE is a Relative Term



Age is a relative term and all my relatives keep reminding me how old I am!

Age’s a relative term… all my relatives keep reminding me how old I am!