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Category Archive Family Quotes – Page 6 – FUNNY QUOTES

Funny family and couple quotes, sayings and images.

Family-Friendly Games



Do you remember the classic CLUE

DETECTIVE BOARD GAME?

My parents never let me play violent games when I was young! They just let me play those family-friendly games which had questions like, “Who murdered this guy with a pipe?” or “Who murdered Colonel Mustard with the Butcher Knife?!”…

If you remember the old board game CLUE DETECTIVE you’ll know what I’m talking about…



Clean House Secret



I am going to tell you the SECRET TO KEEP YOUR HOUSE CLEAN AND TIDY!

How to keep your house clean

What you have to do is very simple. Just keep your kids and husband out of the house!



My Husband’s Future!



ASTROLOGER: Do you want to know about your husband’s future?

WIFE: Absolutely not! His future I’ll decide… I want you to tell me ALL about his past!

humor quote about husband and astrology
Funny astrology quote