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There is no one on this planet who can send text messages faster than an angry woman!

Posted on Fri, 30 Jul 2021Thu, 5 Mar 2026  

There is no one who can send text messages faster than an angry woman!
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Who Can Text Faster?

A dog that has been bitten by a snake is afraid if you show him a sausage!

Posted on Wed, 21 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A dog that has been bitten by a snake is afraid if you show him a sausage!
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Are You Skeptical?

stupid boss funny quote

Posted on Fri, 16 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

My boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? […]
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Who is the Stupid One?

There was a good reason for God to make us best friends. It was because He knew in advance that our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters!

Posted on Fri, 2 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

The reason for God to make us best friends was that He knew in advance that our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters!
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God Made Us Best Friends

I am never late! The problem is that others are simply too early.

Posted on Tue, 15 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I am never late. The problem is that others are simply too early!
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No, I’m Not Late!

I always thought air was free. That was until I bought a bag of chips, and then I changed my mind...

Posted on Fri, 28 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I always thought air was for free. That was until I bought […]
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How Much Does AIR Cost?

Sometime it may look like I'm doing nothing... but actually in my head I'm quite busy!

Posted on Thu, 27 May 2021Mon, 26 Jan 2026  

I’m a very busy dog! Sometime it may look like I’m doing […]
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A Busy Dog!

funny-crime-humor-quote

Posted on Fri, 21 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

CRIME DOESN’T PAY? People say that CRIME DOESN’T PAY. So… does my […]
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Work and Crime?

The reason that I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all my personality.

Posted on Fri, 21 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

The reason that I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store […]
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My Personality and My Body

Do you know why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it is a song?!

Posted on Sat, 8 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Do you know why are the alphabets in the order that they […]
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The Alphabets Order

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait in the car.

Posted on Thu, 29 Apr 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait […]
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The Importance of Being a Da

You may call me old fashioned, but I'm the type of person which still prefers women with their eyebrows made out of hair!

Posted on Sat, 24 Apr 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

You may call me old-fashioned… but I’m the type of person which […]
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I’M AN OLD FASHIONED G

For those who don't know what's a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP... it's when both DON'T LAUGH. And if you think this is not funny, then you're probably in a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP!

Posted on Sun, 14 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

For those who don’t know what’s a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP… it’s when both […]
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What’s a Serious Relat

Do you remember when SELFIE STICKS used to be called FRIENDS?!

Posted on Fri, 12 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Do you remember when SELFIE STICKS used to be called FRIENDS?! Facebook […]
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Selfie Sticks Were Called Fr

A lot of people run to exercise, but the only exercise I’ve done this month was running out of money!

Posted on Thu, 11 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A lot of people run to exercise, but the only exercise I’ve […]
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My Exercise This Month

People say that in life we must find happiness, but I've looked everywhere and couldn't find it... I'll continue looking.

Posted on Thu, 11 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

People say that in life we must find happiness, but I’ve looked […]
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Happiness In Life

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