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I'd like to be a kid again. Especially because I could take a very long nap during the afternoon, and still everyone would be proud of me!

Posted on Fri, 5 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Who wouldn’t like to go back in time, and be a kid […]
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Being a KID again!

Guys, during this epidemic crisis everyone needs to be safe. Never forget, USE THE MASK.

Posted on Tue, 2 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Guys, during this pandemic crisis everyone needs to be safe. Never forget, […]
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Stay Safe – WEAR A MAS

Many people say that exercise can add years to your life. I agree, because I've just ran 2 miles and now I feel like I'm 82.

Posted on Sat, 30 Jan 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Many people say that exercise can add years to your life. I […]
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Exercise Can Add Years to Li

Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for money. So I woke up, and also began searching with him!

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for […]
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A Thief Broke Into My House!

Algorithm, I did nothing to you. Please, leave me alone... I'm scared!

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Hey Mr. Algorithm, I did nothing to you. Please leave me alone… […]
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Algorithm Leave Me Alone!

Based on my bank account balance, I can rest assured that I'm safe from any identity theft.

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Based on my bank account balance, I can rest assured that I’m […]
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I’m Safe From Identity

The other night I went out to party with a friend. All I remember hearing was, I swear it will be funny... and the last thing I know is that we were in jail.

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

The other night I went out to party with a friend. All […]
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Partying With A Friend

Some people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. On second thought, you don't need running shoes to run, but they help a lot!

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Some people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. On second […]
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What You Need To Have Fun

Did you know that who drinks beer lives less... less sad, less stressed, less worried, and less bitter.

Posted on Wed, 27 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Did you know that who drinks beer lives less… less sad, less […]
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Stressed Sad Bitter Worried

You only realize how dirty a song's lyric is when you hear a child singing i

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

You only realize how dirty a song’s lyric is when you hear […]
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Dirty Song’s Lyric

Less than a month ago we were all living in 2020, and now we're in 2021 a NEW YEAR. Strange, nothing has changed! Same house, same wife, same bills, same work.

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Less than a month ago we were all living in 2020, and […]
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It’s 2021 – NEW

Did you know that if you spell DAMMIT I'M MAD backwards is DAMMIT I'M MAD?

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Did you know that if you spell DAMMIT I’M MAD backwards is […]
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Spelled Backwards is the sam

Are you smart or dirty-minded? Answer this, what goes in hard and dry, and comes out soft and wet? Of course it's a chewing gum!

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

ARE YOU SMART OR DIRTY-MINDED? Answer this, what goes in hard and […]
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Smart or Dirty-Minded

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand and five in the other. What do I have it total? Student answers: Drinking problem!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand […]
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A Math Problem

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but good chance of doing nothing and laying around in my jammies.

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but […]
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Weekend Forecast at Home

Synonym is a word used by who doesn't know how to spell the other word.

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S A SYNONYM? Synonym is a word used by […]
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What is a SYNONYM?

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