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Humorous pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.

The Man’s SIZE MATTERS!



Mens powers

Did you know that SIZE MATTERS? It’s important and can be measured. The REAL POWER of a man is measured by the SIZE OF THE SMILE on the woman’s face sitting next to him!



My Age and My Brain



I have reached the age where my brain thinks, You probably shouldn't do that... but goes, What the heck, lets see what happens!

I have reached the age where my brain thinks, “You probably shouldn’t do that” but goes “What the heck, lets see what happens!



In a MENTAL ASYLUM



Me in a mental asylum funny quote

Sometimes I wonder how come I’m not in a MENTAL ASYLUM? Then I take a look around at everyone else and realize that perhaps I already am!