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A dog that has been bitten by a snake is afraid if you show him a sausage!

Posted on Wed, 21 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A dog that has been bitten by a snake is afraid if you show him a sausage!
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Are You Skeptical?

stupid boss funny quote

Posted on Fri, 16 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

My boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? […]
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Who is the Stupid One?

There was a good reason for God to make us best friends. It was because He knew in advance that our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters!

Posted on Fri, 2 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

The reason for God to make us best friends was that He knew in advance that our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters!
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God Made Us Best Friends

I am never late! The problem is that others are simply too early.

Posted on Tue, 15 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I am never late. The problem is that others are simply too early!
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No, I’m Not Late!

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