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Category Archive Funny Quotes – Page 45 – FUNNY QUOTES

Humorous pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.

If You Take My Cookies



Let’s say I had 10 cookies and you took half. What would you have?

Humor cookies question funny quote

Yep, that’s right… You’d have a black eye and a broken hand!



Milk Gives You Strength



What gives you more strength, MILK or VODKA?!

Milk gives you strength funny quote
Humor milk funny quote

People say that milk gives you strength. So I drunk five glasses and still I couldn’t move the wall… But when I tried five shots of vodka, I saw the wall move itself!



Did You Know II



Did you know that COFFEE spelled backwards is EEFFOC?!

And that I don’t give EEFFOC before I had my COFFEE?!