POLICE OFFICER: How high are you? REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how […]
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Category: Police Quotes
Funny police quotes and cops sayings.
DRIVER: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer? […]
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What To Do With A Speeding T
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT… … because anything you say […]
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Your Right To Remain Silent
I had a great time last night! At least, that’s what the […]
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I Had a Great Time!
I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up […]
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I Hate Waiting in Lines
My Police Record
A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!! […]
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COP Pulled Me Over
My Dog and His Bike
Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]
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You Were Speeding!
SOBRIETY TEST?! A police officer pulled me over and told me to […]
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Not What I Had In Mind
POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still […]
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PANIC !!!
I’ve always resented the fact that when the police drives by, I […]
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Paranoid not Protected
Last night a police officer came to my house and asked me […]
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A Police Officer Asked Me
