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Looking like a potato

Posted on Sun, 15 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

Now I may look like a potato, but one day I’ll turn […]
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Looking Like a Potato

funny video drinking quotes

Posted on Sun, 8 Feb 2026Thu, 26 Feb 2026  

Very funny video with many FUNNY DRINKING QUOTES!!! Very funny drinking quotes […]
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Drinking Quotes

Judging my choices wise saying

Posted on Wed, 22 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Don’t judge me for the choices I make. You don’t know the […]
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Don’t Judge My Choices

shakespeare wise saying

Posted on Wed, 22 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

It’s much better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit… […]
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Being a Foolish Wit

Friends and lunch, what do they have in common? Friends buy you lunch, but best friends eat your lunch!

Posted on Tue, 21 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Friends and lunch, what do they have in common? Friends buy you […]
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Best Friends and Lunch

Follow your heart saying

Posted on Tue, 21 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Always follow your heart… but remember to take your brain along too! […]
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Always FOLLOW YOUR HEART

Problem solving wise saying

Posted on Mon, 20 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A clever person solves a problem, but a wise person avoids it! […]
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A Clever Person’s Prob

Be Yourself Advice funny saying

Posted on Sun, 19 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

BE YOURSELF! Is the worst advice you can give to certain people… […]
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Just BE YOURSELF!

Weird relative

Posted on Sat, 18 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Every family has at least one weird relative. So if you don’t […]
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Weird Family Relative

My mom used to say that, The older the better... You may agree with that, unless you're a banana.

Posted on Wed, 21 Jul 2021Thu, 5 Mar 2026  

My mom used to say that, The older the better. Unless you're a banana.
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Is Older Better?

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, but it's probably because there's more manure over there.

Posted on Sat, 12 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, […]
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Grass Is Greener On The Othe

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Posted on Fri, 28 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else… Facebook 0 […]
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Remember You Are Unique!

People, should have to list the side effects they’re likely to cause.

Posted on Thu, 13 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they’re […]
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People and List of Side Effe

Vegetarians say that, "Your food is a vegetarian...". But I'm not a vegetarian, and my food poops on their food! POINT We eat vegetarians for dinner!

Posted on Sun, 2 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

VEGETARIANS say that “Your food is a vegetarian…” I’m not a vegetarian, […]
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Vegetarians & Food

There are time in your life that nothing seems to being going right. DON'T WORRY! When nothing is going right... GO LEFT!

Posted on Tue, 27 Apr 2021Mon, 26 Jan 2026  

There are time in your life that nothing seems to being going […]
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Nothing is Going Right?

Feeling embarrassed? Don't... just remember that it's only embarrassing if you care what other people think.

Posted on Fri, 12 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Feeling embarrassed? Don’t… just remember that it’s only embarrassing if you care […]
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Do You Feel Embarrassed?!

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