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As a child, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. Then when I went to school and the teacher gave me a homework about: What do you want be when you grow up? So I wrote down, HAPPY! She said I didn't understand the assignment and I said she didn't understand life!

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE SAYING As a child, my mother always told me that happiness […]
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Do You Understand Life?

Humor money happiness funny quote

Posted on Fri, 11 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Whoever said that MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, simply didn’t know where to […]
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Money Can’t But Happin

Funny single saying

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 28 May 2021  

I'm as single as a Dollar, and I'm NOT looking for change!
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I am SINGLE

Funny wife thoughts

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Tue, 25 May 2021  

Sometimes I look at my husband and think: YOU’RE ONE LUCKY MAN!!!
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You’re a Lucky Man

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