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STRANGER FUNNY QUOTE

Posted on Sun, 30 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

In 1998 it was: Don’t get in a car with strangers. In […]
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Beware of STRANGERS

Funny fairy life quote

Posted on Sat, 8 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Life’s not a fairy tale. So if you lose your shoe at […]
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A Fairy Tale

Funny wine saying

Posted on Sat, 25 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WISE SAYING: The answer may not lie at the bottom of a […]
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A Bottle of Wine

lucky person

Posted on Mon, 6 Jul 2020Wed, 22 Sep 2021  

I’ve been put on the earth to do TWO things. The first […]
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Lucky One!

Tough situations in life

Posted on Thu, 2 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

In life we go through many tough situations, so the next time […]
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Tough Life Situations

go to bed early

Posted on Wed, 1 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

How do you know you’re old?! It’s when you go to bed […]
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You Know You’re OLD!!!

Friends are hard to find

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

BEST FRIENDS are very hard to find, because the very best ones […]
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Friends Are Hard to Find

Friends are always close

Posted on Mon, 29 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FRIENDS: Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close […]
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Close To The Heart

That is how you look

Posted on Sun, 28 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

THERE ARE NO BAD PICTURES There are NO bad pictures. That’s just […]
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That’s How You Look

Time waits for no man

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Watch out guys… Time waits for no man. Neither does a good […]
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Good Woman Doesn’t Wai

Diffrence between like and love

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The difference between LIKE, LOVE and IN LOVE are the same differences […]
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Like Love and In Love

The difference between girl and woman

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What’s the difference between a woman and a girl? Same gender, different […]
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Difference Between Woman �

Deal with time

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you want to stop time: KISS. If you want to travel […]
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How to Deal With TIME

I know I'm loved

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Mon, 28 Jun 2021  

I might not be popular, but I’ve got nice friends. I’m not […]
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I’m LOVED and I Know I

Don't play with people's feelings.

Posted on Wed, 29 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Don’t ever play with someone’s feelings just because you are unsure of […]
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Unsure Of Your Feelings

Mirrors don't lie.

Posted on Tue, 28 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

People say that: Mirrors don’t lie… And luckily for you, they DON’T […]
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Mirrors Don’t Lie

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