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Funny wife thoughts

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Sometimes I look at my husband and think: YOU’RE ONE LUCKY MAN!!!
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You’re a Lucky Man

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Remember that TO BE OLD AND WISE you must first be YOUNG AND STUPID.
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TO BE OLD AND WISE

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In 1998 it was: Don’t get in a car with strangers. In […]
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Beware of STRANGERS

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Life’s not a fairy tale. So if you lose your shoe at […]
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A Fairy Tale

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WISE SAYING: The answer may not lie at the bottom of a […]
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A Bottle of Wine

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I’ve been put on the earth to do TWO things. The first […]
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Lucky One!

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