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Category Archive Funny Sayings – Page 8 – FUNNY QUOTES & HUMOR

Humor Double Entendre, Funny sayings and quotes.

What I Say & What You Understand



I'm just responsible for what I say, and I'm NOT responsible for what you understand.

I’m just responsible for what I say, and I’m NOT responsible for what you understand.



Leaving My Past Behind Me



I'm leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money I am sorry, but I have moved on...

I’m leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money I am sorry, but I have moved on…



To Be HAPPY Follow The FACTS



If you want to be happy, just follow the F.A.C.T.S - Forget the past, Accept your mistakes, Cry and move on, Thank God, Smile always
Follow the FACTS to be happy

If you want to be happy, just follow the F.A.C.T.S – Forget the past, Accept your mistakes, Cry and move on, Thank God, Smile always