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Category Archive Funny Sayings – Page 8 – FUNNY QUOTES & HUMOR

Humor Double Entendre, Funny sayings and quotes.

What I Say & What You Understand



I'm just responsible for what I say, and I'm NOT responsible for what you understand.

I’m just responsible for what I say, and I’m NOT responsible for what you understand.



Leaving My Past Behind Me



I'm leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money I am sorry, but I have moved on...

I’m leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money I am sorry, but I have moved on…



To Be HAPPY Follow The FACTS



If you want to be happy, just follow the F.A.C.T.S - Forget the past, Accept your mistakes, Cry and move on, Thank God, Smile always
Follow the FACTS to be happy

If you want to be happy, just follow the F.A.C.T.SForget the past, Accept your mistakes, Cry and move on, Thank God, Smile always