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My vacation funny quote

Posted on Fri, 6 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Where I’m going in my vacation? To be honest I can’t afford […]
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Where I’m Going in My

Drinking funny saying

Posted on Thu, 5 Nov 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

If you’re going to drink remember to buy a bigger bottle than […]
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Buy a Bigger Bottle!

Love thy neighbor humor

Posted on Thu, 5 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR But watch out for the husband! Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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LOVE Thy Neighbor

Theories about children

Posted on Tue, 3 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. But […]
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My 6 Marriage Theories

Good morning funny dog

Posted on Tue, 3 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GOOD MORNING! You better check the hallway… Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 Twitter […]
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Good Morning!!!

Your civil rights funny quote

Posted on Tue, 3 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT… … because anything you say […]
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Your Right To Remain Silent

Humor about people that hate me

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

I guess I need new haters… The old ones are starting to […]
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People Who Don’t Like

money and girls funny quote

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Money only impresses lazy girls because when a woman isn’t lazy, man […]
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Lazy Girls and Money

Funny police quote

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I had a great time last night! At least, that’s what the […]
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I Had a Great Time!

Wise anf funny advice

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

WISE ADVICE YOU SHOULD FOLLOW NEVER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH A UNICORN! Facebook […]
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Leapfrog ADVICE!

You don't like me? No problem, it's okay if you don't like me because not everyone has good taste!

Posted on Sun, 25 Oct 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

You don’t like me? No problem, it’s okay if you don’t like […]
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You Don’t Like Me?

age humor funny quote

Posted on Sun, 25 Oct 2020Sat, 29 May 2021  

I’m so old that I remember going through a whole day without […]
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I’m So Old…

Funny police lineup humor

Posted on Thu, 22 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up […]
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I Hate Waiting in Lines

Relationship funny quote

Posted on Wed, 21 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’m not sure which is harder in a relationship: sharing a dresser […]
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Which is Harder?

GOD has sense of humour

Posted on Thu, 15 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You’re the living proof that GOD has a sense of humor! Facebook […]
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GOD has Sense of Humor

When I asked GOD, Please protect me from my enemies... he did, but immediately I started loosing friends!

Posted on Thu, 15 Oct 2020Sat, 29 May 2021  

When I asked GOD, “Please protect me from my enemies!” he did, […]
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Friends and Enemies

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