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Vegetarians say that, "Your food is a vegetarian...". But I'm not a vegetarian, and my food poops on their food! POINT We eat vegetarians for dinner!

Posted on Sun, 2 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

VEGETARIANS say that “Your food is a vegetarian…” I’m not a vegetarian, […]
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Vegetarians & Food

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait in the car.

Posted on Thu, 29 Apr 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait […]
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The Importance of Being a Da

There are time in your life that nothing seems to being going right. DON'T WORRY! When nothing is going right... GO LEFT!

Posted on Tue, 27 Apr 2021Mon, 26 Jan 2026  

There are time in your life that nothing seems to being going […]
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Nothing is Going Right?

You may call me old fashioned, but I'm the type of person which still prefers women with their eyebrows made out of hair!

Posted on Sat, 24 Apr 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

You may call me old-fashioned… but I’m the type of person which […]
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I’M AN OLD FASHIONED G

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