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My Doctor asked me if any member of my family SUFFERED from insanity. I answered, NO we all seem to enjoy it.

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My Doctor asked me if any member of my family SUFFERED from […]
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Insane Family Members

Listen to my wife

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Listening to my wife talking it’s like reading the Terms and Conditions […]
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When I Listen to My Wife

I know I'm loved

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Mon, 28 Jun 2021  

I might not be popular, but I’ve got nice friends. I’m not […]
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I’m LOVED and I Know I

me and your attitude

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Hey, I don’t need your ATTITUDE! I’ve got one of my own. […]
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Your Attitude and Mine

stop cute boys

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Girl to cute boys: Could you please stop being ‘jolly’, younger than […]
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Cute Boys and Girls

Family is like fudge

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Families are like FUDGE. They are mostly sweet, with a few NUTS… […]
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Fudge Nut Family

How to do it right

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you want to do it right follow these instructions. First you […]
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Put Three Fingers Inside

No I love you more

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I said “I LOVE YOU MORE!”. No, I love you more! Facebook […]
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I Love You More!

Respect your parents

Posted on Thu, 18 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You must RESPECT your parents. They passed school without Google’s help! Facebook […]
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Respect Your Parents!

I am a limited edition

Posted on Wed, 17 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What’s the best thing about me? I am a LIMITED EDITION, and […]
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I’m a LIMITED EDITION

Would you like a table

Posted on Wed, 17 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I really HATE when I go to a restaurant and the receptionist […]
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I Hate When…

What is a Covidiot

Posted on Wed, 17 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Defenition for COVIDIOT – (n.) A very stupid person who stubbornly ignores […]
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COVIDIOT – Defenition

Posted on Wed, 17 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Good old days. Nowadays, all has changed. Back in my day we […]
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Back In My Days

Bring clothes for Gym

Posted on Mon, 11 May 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When the teacher said, “Don’t forget to bring clothes for Gym.” I […]
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Who Is Jim?!

I'm Not Superstitious

Posted on Mon, 11 May 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I am NOT superstitious, but I’m a little STITIOUS… Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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I’m Not Superstitious

Recently, I was diagnosed with OCCABD. It's an Obsessive, Compulsive, Cursing, Angry, Bit*h disorder, and there's no cure for it.

Posted on Mon, 11 May 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Recently, I was diagnosed with OCCABD. It’s an Obsessive, Compulsive, Cursing, Angry, […]
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I Was Diagnosed with OCCABD

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