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Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Dear Santa, this year for Christmas, I want a ‘fat bank account’ […]
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What I Want For Christmas

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

As I’ve said…. this year DON’T COUNT ON ME, I’m not going!
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Don’t Count On SANTA!

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I DON’T CARE… SANTA CLAUSE: THIS YEAR I’M NOT GOING!!!
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This Year I’m NOT Goin

Posted on Fri, 27 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you show a girl that you don’t care, she’ll chase you. […]
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Show That You Don’t Ca

Posted on Wed, 25 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When you’re dead you don’t know you’re dead. It’s only pain for […]
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What People Don’t Know

Posted on Wed, 25 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GRAMMAR – using the intellectual structure of FUNNY QUOTES website knowledge base, […]
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What is GRAMMAR?

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