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Are you smart or dirty-minded? Answer this, what goes in hard and dry, and comes out soft and wet? Of course it's a chewing gum!

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

ARE YOU SMART OR DIRTY-MINDED? Answer this, what goes in hard and […]
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Smart or Dirty-Minded

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand and five in the other. What do I have it total? Student answers: Drinking problem!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand […]
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A Math Problem

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but good chance of doing nothing and laying around in my jammies.

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but […]
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Weekend Forecast at Home

Synonym is a word used by who doesn't know how to spell the other word.

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S A SYNONYM? Synonym is a word used by […]
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What is a SYNONYM?

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