Funny Quotes & Humor – Page 20 – Witty Sayings Funny Humor Quotes

Did you know that if you spell DAMMIT I'M MAD backwards is DAMMIT I'M MAD?

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021

Did you know that if you spell DAMMIT I’M MAD backwards is […]

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Spelled Backwards is the sam

Are you smart or dirty-minded? Answer this, what goes in hard and dry, and comes out soft and wet? Of course it's a chewing gum!

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021

ARE YOU SMART OR DIRTY-MINDED? Answer this, what goes in hard and […]

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Smart or Dirty-Minded

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand and five in the other. What do I have it total? Student answers: Drinking problem!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 18 Jul 2021

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand […]

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A Math Problem

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but good chance of doing nothing and laying around in my jammies.

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but […]

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Weekend Forecast at Home