Funny Quotes & Humor – Page 18 – Witty Sayings Funny Humor Quotes

Some people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. On second thought, you don't need running shoes to run, but they help a lot!

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021

Some people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. On second […]

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What You Need To Have Fun

Did you know that who drinks beer lives less... less sad, less stressed, less worried, and less bitter.

Posted on Wed, 27 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021

Did you know that who drinks beer lives less… less sad, less […]

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Stressed Sad Bitter Worried

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that my wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! Now you may be thinking, so what?! THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays.

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and […]

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Long and Lasting Marriage

You only realize how dirty a song's lyric is when you hear a child singing i

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021

You only realize how dirty a song’s lyric is when you hear […]

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Dirty Song’s Lyric