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Did you know that who drinks beer lives less... less sad, less stressed, less worried, and less bitter.

Posted on Wed, 27 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Did you know that who drinks beer lives less… less sad, less […]
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Stressed Sad Bitter Worried

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that my wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! Now you may be thinking, so what?! THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays.

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and […]
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Long and Lasting Marriage

You only realize how dirty a song's lyric is when you hear a child singing i

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

You only realize how dirty a song’s lyric is when you hear […]
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Dirty Song’s Lyric

I have been thinking a lot about my life, and to be honest I really don't think that being an adult is going to work for me!

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I have been thinking a lot about my life, and to be […]
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Being an Adult It’s No

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