Funny Quotes & Humor – Page 16 – Witty Sayings Funny Humor Quotes

My wife and I - We have a perfect understanding! I never try to run her life, and I never try to run mine.

Posted on Sat, 30 Jan 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021

My wife and I – We have a perfect understanding! I never […]

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My Wife and I

Many people say that exercise can add years to your life. I agree, because I've just ran 2 miles and now I feel like I'm 82.

Posted on Sat, 30 Jan 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021

Many people say that exercise can add years to your life. I […]

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Exercise Can Add Years to Li

Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for money. So I woke up, and also began searching with him!

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021

Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for […]

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A Thief Broke Into My House!

Algorithm, I did nothing to you. Please, leave me alone... I'm scared!

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021

Hey Mr. Algorithm, I did nothing to you. Please leave me alone… […]

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Algorithm Leave Me Alone!