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Based on my bank account balance, I can rest assured that I'm safe from any identity theft.

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Based on my bank account balance, I can rest assured that I’m […]
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I’m Safe From Identity

I've just realized that the phrase, Let me check my schedule, is the exact adult version of, Let me ask my mom.

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I’ve just realized that, Let me check my schedule, is the adult […]
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Child and Adult Version

The other night I went out to party with a friend. All I remember hearing was, I swear it will be funny... and the last thing I know is that we were in jail.

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

The other night I went out to party with a friend. All […]
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Partying With A Friend

Some people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. On second thought, you don't need running shoes to run, but they help a lot!

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Some people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. On second […]
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What You Need To Have Fun

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