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Police officer

Posted on Fri, 1 May 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A woman got pulled over by a cop and he said, COP: […]
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Getting Pulled Over

you-are

Posted on Wed, 29 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wouldn’t say that you are stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t […]
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I Wouldn’t Say It

dead

Posted on Wed, 29 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When you are dead, you don’t know that you are dead. It’s […]
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It’s Difficult For The

Don't play with people's feelings.

Posted on Wed, 29 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Don’t ever play with someone’s feelings just because you are unsure of […]
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Unsure Of Your Feelings

I'm not saying you are stupid...

Posted on Wed, 29 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I am not saying that you are stupid… I am just saying […]
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You Have Bad Luck

Mirrors don't lie.

Posted on Tue, 28 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

People say that: Mirrors don’t lie… And luckily for you, they DON’T […]
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Mirrors Don’t Lie

please

Posted on Tue, 28 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If a police officer says to you: Anything you say will be […]
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What To Say To a Cop

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