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COVIDIOT – Defenition



What is a Covidiot

Defenition for COVIDIOT – (n.) A very stupid person who stubbornly ignores the social distance protocol, and therefore helping to spread COVID-19



My Dog and His Bike



The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!



You Were Speeding!



Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
Speeding smart driver humor

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!