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For those who don't know what's a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP... it's when both DON'T LAUGH. And if you think this is not funny, then you're probably in a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP!

Posted on Sun, 14 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

For those who don’t know what’s a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP… it’s when both […]
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What’s a Serious Relat

Feeling embarrassed? Don't... just remember that it's only embarrassing if you care what other people think.

Posted on Fri, 12 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Feeling embarrassed? Don’t… just remember that it’s only embarrassing if you care […]
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Do You Feel Embarrassed?!

I'm the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after...

Posted on Fri, 12 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people […]
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I’m Your Friend

Do you remember when SELFIE STICKS used to be called FRIENDS?!

Posted on Fri, 12 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Do you remember when SELFIE STICKS used to be called FRIENDS?! Facebook […]
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Selfie Sticks Were Called Fr

A lot of people run to exercise, but the only exercise I’ve done this month was running out of money!

Posted on Thu, 11 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A lot of people run to exercise, but the only exercise I’ve […]
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My Exercise This Month

People say that in life we must find happiness, but I've looked everywhere and couldn't find it... I'll continue looking.

Posted on Thu, 11 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

People say that in life we must find happiness, but I’ve looked […]
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Happiness In Life

I'd like to be a kid again. Especially because I could take a very long nap during the afternoon, and still everyone would be proud of me!

Posted on Fri, 5 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Who wouldn’t like to go back in time, and be a kid […]
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Being a KID again!

Guys, during this epidemic crisis everyone needs to be safe. Never forget, USE THE MASK.

Posted on Tue, 2 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Guys, during this pandemic crisis everyone needs to be safe. Never forget, […]
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Stay Safe – WEAR A MAS

My wife and I - We have a perfect understanding! I never try to run her life, and I never try to run mine.

Posted on Sat, 30 Jan 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

My wife and I – We have a perfect understanding! I never […]
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My Wife and I

Many people say that exercise can add years to your life. I agree, because I've just ran 2 miles and now I feel like I'm 82.

Posted on Sat, 30 Jan 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Many people say that exercise can add years to your life. I […]
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Exercise Can Add Years to Li

Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for money. So I woke up, and also began searching with him!

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for […]
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A Thief Broke Into My House!

Algorithm, I did nothing to you. Please, leave me alone... I'm scared!

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Hey Mr. Algorithm, I did nothing to you. Please leave me alone… […]
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Algorithm Leave Me Alone!

Based on my bank account balance, I can rest assured that I'm safe from any identity theft.

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Based on my bank account balance, I can rest assured that I’m […]
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I’m Safe From Identity

I've just realized that the phrase, Let me check my schedule, is the exact adult version of, Let me ask my mom.

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I’ve just realized that, Let me check my schedule, is the adult […]
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Child and Adult Version

The other night I went out to party with a friend. All I remember hearing was, I swear it will be funny... and the last thing I know is that we were in jail.

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

The other night I went out to party with a friend. All […]
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Partying With A Friend

Some people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. On second thought, you don't need running shoes to run, but they help a lot!

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Some people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. On second […]
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What You Need To Have Fun

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