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Humor police quote

Posted on Sat, 21 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you? REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how […]
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Hi, How Are You?

Drinking to forget

Posted on Sat, 14 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Booze may not be the answer, but it sure helps you to […]
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Booze IS NOT The Answer

we are all crazy

Posted on Sat, 14 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Hey, take it easy. RELAX… we’re all CRAZY and it’s not a […]
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RELAX We Are All Crazy!

list of house rules

Posted on Fri, 13 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

HOUSE RULES If you sleep on it – MAKE IT UP! If […]
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HOUSE RULES You Must Follow

what to do with a speeding ticket

Posted on Fri, 13 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DRIVER: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer? […]
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What To Do With A Speeding T

Life tough situations wise saying

Posted on Fri, 13 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE & TOUGH SITUATIONS If life ever puts you in tough situations […]
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Tough Situations In Life

Funny beer quote

Posted on Wed, 11 Nov 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

There’s no such thing as a “STRONG BEER“. There’s only weak men! […]
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Strong Beer Doesn’t Ex

Patience funny definition

Posted on Wed, 11 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

PATIENCE DEFINITION: Patience is what you have when there’re too many witnesses! […]
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Too Many Witnesses!

Funny rule for lazy people

Posted on Tue, 10 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

RULE for LAZY PEOPLE Can’t reach it… don’t need it! Facebook 0 […]
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The LAZY RULE!

In my way choose wisely saying

Posted on Tue, 10 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You’re either on my side, by my side or in my way. […]
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Choose Wisely!

A good friend funny saying

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A BRA Hard to find, supportive, confortable, […]
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A Good Friend Is Like a Bra

Funny love and money quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

People say that LOVE is more important than MONEY, but have you […]
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Love and Money

Going to sleep on Sunday will definitely cause Monday!

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

WARNING – Going to sleep on Sunday will definitely cause Monday! Facebook […]
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Sunday WARNING!

Humor MILLIONAIRE funny quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I always dream of being a MILLIONAIRE, just like my uncle! He […]
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Being a MILLIONAIRE

Funny NILLIONAIRE adjective humor definition

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WORD DEFINITION NILLIONAIRE – adj. Someone having little to no money at […]
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What is a NILLIONAIRE?

Woman's challenge funny quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Every woman has at least one challenge in her life. She’s either […]
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Woman’s Life Challenge

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