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Do You Spit or Do You Swallow?



Very funny DOUBLE ENTENDRE quote about wine tasting!

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Do you spit or swallow funny quote

The other night I went out on a date with a very pretty girl, and I asked her: DO YOU SPIT or do you SWALLOW?

She immediately slapped me hard on the face and took off.

I’ll never take anyone out for WINE TASTING again!



Who Can Text Faster?



There is no one on this planet who can send text messages faster than an angry woman!

There is no one on this planet who can send text messages faster than an angry woman!



Womans Hands



Funny quote about womans mood.

Did you know that you can tell a lot about a woman just by her hands? Yes! For instance, if her hands are placed around your neck she’s probably angry at you.