Last night a police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6? He got very mad when I replied, KINDERGARTEN.
Category Archive cops – Page 3 – FUNNY QUOTES
Funny cops and police quotes
A woman got pulled over by a cop and he said, COP: Maam, what’s in the bottle? LADY: Oh, just some water. COP: Maam, that’s wine. LADY: OMG, Jesus did it again!
If a police officer says to you: Anything you say will be taken down and used as evidence. – Your answer should definitely be: Please don’t hit me again officer…