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How You Put Up With Me?



relationship funny quote

Sometimes I wonder… HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME?

But then I remember that I put up with you! SO WE’RE EVEN



Do You Spit or Swallow?



Humor wine tasting funny quote
Do you spit or swallow funny quote

I was out on a date last night with a girl, and I asked her, DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW? She immediately slapped me in the face and took off.

I’ll never take anyone one out for WINE TASTING again!!!