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Image of the similarity between a clothes hanger and an octopus.

Posted on Mon, 16 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

The similarity between a clothes hanger and an octopus.
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Drunk Octopus Fight

how long is a minute?

Posted on Sun, 18 Jan 2026Sun, 15 Feb 2026  

QUESTION: How long is a minute? ANSWER: It depends on which side […]
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How Long Is a Minute?

He is very intelligent

Posted on Sat, 17 Jan 2026Sun, 15 Feb 2026  

I noticed that my friend’s husband is very intelligent. He always starts […]
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My Wife Told Melhor

Be Yourself Advice funny saying

Posted on Sun, 19 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

BE YOURSELF! Is the worst advice you can give to certain people… […]
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Just BE YOURSELF!

As I'm your best friend don't worry, I will always pick you up when you fall... after I finish laughing!

Posted on Thu, 2 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

As I’m your best friend don’t worry, I will always pick you […]
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I’ll Always Pick You U

I'm the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after...

Posted on Fri, 12 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people […]
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I’m Your Friend

Some people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. On second thought, you don't need running shoes to run, but they help a lot!

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Some people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. On second […]
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What You Need To Have Fun

Your best friend is the one who you can make weird faces to, and he'll know exactly what you're thinking!

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

HOW TO KNOW IF SOMEONE IS REALLY YOUR BEST FRIEND Your best […]
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Who’s Really Your Best

Humor police quote

Posted on Sat, 21 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you? REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how […]
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Hi, How Are You?

Funny NILLIONAIRE adjective humor definition

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WORD DEFINITION NILLIONAIRE – adj. Someone having little to no money at […]
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What is a NILLIONAIRE?

Your civil rights funny quote

Posted on Tue, 3 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT… … because anything you say […]
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Your Right To Remain Silent

Funny police quote

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I had a great time last night! At least, that’s what the […]
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I Had a Great Time!

Funny police lineup humor

Posted on Thu, 22 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up […]
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I Hate Waiting in Lines

Funny wine saying

Posted on Mon, 12 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

(another) DID YOU KNOW THAT… … if you keep a glass of […]
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Did You Know That… III

Sky dive without parachute humor

Posted on Mon, 12 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… You can SKYDIVE without a parachute?! But only […]
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Did you know that… III

sober people funny quote

Posted on Sun, 4 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I hate to party with sober people… They remember everything! Facebook 0 […]
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Partying With Sober People

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