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learning from new elections humor

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What do we learn from new elections? The only thing we learn […]
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Learning With Elections

Cookie funny quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Let’s say I had 10 cookies and you took half. What would […]
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If You Take My Cookies

Life veru funny quote

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE IS LIKE EATING CHOCOLATE… sometimes you have to deal with NUTS. […]
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Life Is Like Chocolate

Funny quote about stress at work

Posted on Wed, 2 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you want to avoid stress at work, it’s very simple. Just […]
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AVOID STRESS AT WORK

argument

Posted on Sat, 22 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Women always get the last word in every argument. Anything a man […]
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Arguing With Women

How I've learned to MIND MY OWN BUSINESS - The other day I walked past a mental hospital and I heard all the patients shouting, 13... 13... 13... I got curious and decided to take a peek. The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through the hole to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick and then all of them started shouting, 14... 14... 14..

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Learning To Mind My Own Business This is how I’ve learned to […]
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Mind Your Own Business!

Funny quote about my dreams

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I am sick of following my dreams. From now on, I’m just […]
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Following My Dreams

driving funny quote

Posted on Wed, 5 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an […]
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People Driving

My wife embracced her mistakes

Posted on Wed, 15 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day I told my wife that she should EMBRACE HER […]
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Embrace Your Mistakes

Relationship with ex funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Getting back with your ex is like reheating McDonald’s fries! Facebook 0 […]
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Back With Your EX

Survey about husbands funny quote

Posted on Thu, 9 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A survey was conducted to know how many husbands agree that their […]
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Wives Are ALWAYS RIGHT!

Women spen time thinking

Posted on Wed, 1 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Women tend to spend more time thinking about what men think, than […]
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Women Thinking About Men

Being stupid makes life hard

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Life is hard, but being STUPID makes it even harder! Facebook 0 […]
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LIFE IS HARD!

Man every woman dreams

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Every woman’s dream is having a man that will take her in […]
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Every Woman’s Dream

I was left unsupervised

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

In my defense, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED… If you like our quotes […]
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I Was Left Unsupervised!

Diffrence between like and love

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The difference between LIKE, LOVE and IN LOVE are the same differences […]
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Like Love and In Love

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