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Family members are like cheeks, shoot may come between them but they […]

The BEST people to share your secrets with are HUSBANDS. They will NEVER tell them to anyone, because they always aren’t listening

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With who should you share your secrets with? Husbands are the BEST […]

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A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A BRA Hard to find, supportive, confortable, […]

People who hated me are starting to like me

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I’m needing new “haters“! Because the old ones are starting to like […]

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I hate when I’m standing in a checkout line and they ask […]

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I’m on a SEAFOOD DIET now. I see food, and I EAT […]

How I've learned to MIND MY OWN BUSINESS - The other day I walked past a mental hospital and I heard all the patients shouting, 13... 13... 13... I got curious and decided to take a peek. The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through the hole to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick and then all of them started shouting, 14... 14... 14..

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Learning To Mind My Own Business This is how I’ve learned to […]

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I walked past a store the other day, which had a sign […]

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When a woman says, “I’m not mad at you“… is like when […]

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BE YOURSELF – is the worst advice you can give to certain […]

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READ QUICKLY: I got a pet wussy. You that read wrong, and […]

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I’ve heard people saying that, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE… but I do nothing […]

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I wrote a poem. I dig, you dig, we dig, she digs, […]

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There are only TWO things that can change a woman’s mood. One […]

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FROG PARKING ONLY – All others will be “TOAD” Facebook 0 Linkedin […]

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can even do it with […]

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Families Are Like Cheeks

Share Your Secrets!

A Good Friend Is Like a Bra

They’re Starting to Li

I HATE WHEN…

My SeaFood Diet

Mind Your Own Business!

Treat You Like Family

I’m Not Mad At You

BE YOURSELF

Read This Text Fast

Nothing Is Impossible!

Beautiful Poem

Happy Women

Frog Parking ONLY

Good at Sleeping!

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