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How I've learned to MIND MY OWN BUSINESS - The other day I walked past a mental hospital and I heard all the patients shouting, 13... 13... 13... I got curious and decided to take a peek. The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through the hole to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick and then all of them started shouting, 14... 14... 14..

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