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They’re Starting to Like Me!

I’m needing new “haters“! Because the old ones are starting to like me…


Funny hate quote

I hate when I’m standing in a checkout line and they ask me, DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING? So I reply, WHY? ARE YOU HIDING STUFF?!

My SeaFood Diet

I’m on a SEAFOOD DIET now. I see food, and I EAT IT