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Funny hate quote

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

I hate when I’m standing in a checkout line and they ask […]

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I HATE WHEN…

My seafood diet

Posted on Wed, 19 Aug 2020Fri, 30 Jul 2021

I’m on a SEAFOOD DIET now. I see food, and I EAT […]

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My SeaFood Diet

How I've learned to MIND MY OWN BUSINESS - The other day I walked past a mental hospital and I heard all the patients shouting, 13... 13... 13... I got curious and decided to take a peek. The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through the hole to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick and then all of them started shouting, 14... 14... 14..

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

Learning To Mind My Own Business This is how I’ve learned to […]

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Mind Your Own Business!

funny family quote joke

Posted on Sun, 9 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

I walked past a store the other day, which had a sign […]

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Treat You Like Family