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Lottery Won’t Spoil Me



lottery winning humor quote

Dear God, please let me prove to you that winning the lottery won’t spoil me!



I Asked GOD…



Asked God for protection

When I asked God to protect me from my enemies, I started losing “friends”…



We’re Sisters Help Made Us Friends



For all SISTERS out there…

Lord made us sisters

The Lord made us sisters… and Prozac helped to make us friends!