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Do you know what's called a person who's happy on a Monday? Retired.

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

Do you know what’s called a person who’s happy on a Monday? […]
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Happy Person On Monday

To be happy follow the F.A.C.T.S - Forget the past, Accept your mistakes, Cry and move on, Thank God, Smile always

Posted on Fri, 15 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

If you want to be happy, just follow the F.A.C.T.S – Forget […]
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To Be HAPPY Follow The FACTS

I hope that all of you who sang, "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" in December are happy now!

Posted on Sun, 10 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I hope that all of you who sang, […]
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Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

be happy quote

Posted on Fri, 8 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

Be crazy, be fun, be silly, be different… BE YOURSELF! Life’s too […]
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Be Happy Be Yourself

As a child, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. Then when I went to school and the teacher gave me a homework about: What do you want be when you grow up? So I wrote down, HAPPY! She said I didn't understand the assignment and I said she didn't understand life!

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE SAYING As a child, my mother always told me that happiness […]
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Do You Understand Life?

Humor money happiness funny quote

Posted on Fri, 11 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Whoever said that MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, simply didn’t know where to […]
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Money Can’t But Happin

About our happiness. My wife and I were very happy for 20 years... and then we met...

Posted on Sun, 28 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

We were very happy for 20 YEARS! About our happiness. My wife […]
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Happy For 20 YEARS

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